Intro:
 
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Vers 1:

F                   C                       Bb              C
A public service announcement followed me home the other day
F           C        Gm
I paid it never mind - go away
F                          C
Shit's so thick you could stir it with a stick
       Bb                          
Free teflon, whitewashed presidency
C      F              C
We're sick of being jerked around
Gm
Wear that on your sleeve

Bridge:

C
Broadcast me a joyful noise 
Dm                Bb
unto the times lord
               C
count your blessings
                      Dm     Bb
we're sick of being jerked around
   Am       C
we all fall down

Vers 2:

          F               C            Bb                     C
Have you ever seen the televised st. vitus sub-comittee prize
   F            C           Gm
investigation dance, those ants-in-pants glances
       F              C
well look behind the eyes
           Bb                    C
it's a hallowed, hollow anesthesized
F                  C
'save my own ass, screw these guys'
Gm
smoke and mirror - lock - down

Bridge:
C
Broadcast me a joyful noise
Dm              Bb
unto the times lord
              C
Count your blessings
                     Dm
The papers wouldn't lie
   Bb           Am         
I sigh - not - one - more

Omkvæd:

C           F
Its been a bad day
C             Gm
Please don't take a picture
            F
Its been a bad day
C         Gm
Pl-ee-ee-ease x2


Vers 3:
      F
We're dug in the deep
      C
The price is steep
       Bb                      C
The auctioneer is such a creep
       F     
The lights went out
     C
The oil ran dry
     Gm
We blamed it on the other guy
F                     C
Sure, all men were created equal
Bb                                  C
Here's the church, here's the steeple
F                      C
Please stay tuned - we cut to sequal
Gm
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

Bridge
Omkvæd

Intro/Riff:
 
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F       C       Bb
Doo doo doo doo oo
F       C       Gm
Doo doo doo doo oo oo
F       C       Bb
Doo doo doo doo oo
F       C       Gm
Doo doo doo doo oo oo

Bridge
            
             F 
It's been a bad day
C            Gm
Please don't take a picture
             F
It's been a bad day
C          Gm
Plee-ee-ee-ease
x4

F       C       Bb
Doo doo doo doo oo
F       C       Gm
Doo doo doo doo oo oo
F       C       Bb
Doo doo doo doo oo
F       C       Gm    
Doo doo doo doo oo oo

Slut på F.