G
I like Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
                Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
            G
Liquor and whores

        G
I went down
                Am
Drinkin' at the Legion
        C             D
I met a girl she was nice
                    G
She was pretty and pleasing
              G
She said "Hey boy
                   Am
We should do some marrying"
        C                  D
I said sure but before we do
                       G
There's something that you should know

I like      G
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
               Am
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
            G
Liquor and whores...

Then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin with a lady friend
She said hey boy, You'd better fly the fuck home
I said no cause five little words I coulda
Swore I said to you

I like
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and whores...