Vers 1

     D      G               A           D   
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore

    G                A                  D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor

        G              A           D
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore

G                 A           D
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine

G            A             D
Thats all we needed to get by

G            A                         D
Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame

     G            A           D
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore


Vers 2
(he sings)

     D      G               A           D
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore

G                     A                    D
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before

   G             A        D
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore

G                 A                 D
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship

G                  A            D
Come to terms with truly how we feel

G             A              D
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever

     G                A              D
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all

       G                  A                 D
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls