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Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
Am
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
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My car is fast; my teeth are shiny
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I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
I got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her

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   Oh God I am the American dream
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   I do not think I'm too extreme
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   And I'm a handsome son of a bitch

   I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich

  (Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)

Women's liberation
Came creeping all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy

She made a little speech then
uuh, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick

   Oh God I am the American dream
   But now I smell like Vaseline
   I'm a miserable son of a bitch
   Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
  (I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)

So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kind a’ cute
Got a job doing radio promo
And none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo

Eventually me and a friend
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
As long as I gets a little golden shower

   Oh God, I am the American dream
   With a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream
   And I'll do anything to get ahead
   I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"

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   Oh God, oh God, I'm so fantastic
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   Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
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   And my name is Bobby Brown__ Watch me now, I'm going down
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   And my name is Bobby Brown__ Watch me now, I'm going down