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Intro: 

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  C   D   D    B B B B B
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Vers:

E                         C 
Well I'm upper-upper class high society,
E                         C 
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
E                                    C 
And my ballrooms always filled - the event is never small,
D                                 B  B    B     B  B
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.


Chorus


E                        C#m 
I've got big balls,      I've got big balls,
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,

    C     C   C   D  D      A     A  A    B
But we've got the biggest - balls of them all.


Vers:

E                                 C
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,
E                                 C
And everybody comes and comes again.
E                                    C
If your name is one the guest list - no one can take you higher,
D                       B  B  B     B  B
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire.

Omkvæd.

Vers:

E                                 C
Some balls are held for charity,  and some for fancy dress,
E                                    C
But when they're held for pleasure - they're the balls that I like best.
E                              C
My balls are always bouncing - from the left and to the right,
D                                          B  B    B  B  B
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

Omkvæd